Kisscafe

UGH!!!!Actually I had more to say ..

ok so I was browsing the net and came across this site about top cliches for profile names and headings on dating sites

#1: "Good-hearted Man" ... lot's of variations. The problem is how to tell the difference between a "good-hearted" man and a "bad man" since a bad man would have no problem lying and claiming to be "good-hearted."

#2: "Liars Need Not Apply" ... same problem as #1 - how would you tell the difference

here's the one I seem to ALWAYS read

"live life to the fullest"

I mean seriously........would you BE on the dating site if that was so?
Well maybe yes, but it's still an over used phrase- I would rather hear:

"I try to have good time when possible, but everyday stuff like work and kids and family

Active/active lifestyle
A bit subjective, isn't it? Attilla the Hun had an "active lifestyle".

No couch potatoes, please.
Well, if someone's here in the first place...

Comfortable in your own skin.


No baggage.
This is really stupid. What if you want to take a vacation together?

Drama-free.
I perform in theater!

Ok so I copied some of my favourites for you all I hope they make you think and smile as much as I did ....

"My friends say that I'm (cute, sexy, sweet, etc.)"

Apparently everyone's friends say that.

If they said that you are ugly, a fat cow, etc., they wouldn't be your friends now would they?

live life to the fullest"
I hear that soooo much and it makes me gag! Dont think anyone would ever admite to gettting the least of life and doing nothing to change it. Doesnt this sound like what most woman(probably there EXs) decribe they dont want in a man....( but was what there EX was) And go on in the sam manner looking for the opposite but find tht too boring and go back to the same unfullfilling thing! CAN YOU TRUELY GET OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE AND TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND NOT EXPECT PERFECTION?

not into head games"

Oh just shut up....
LIke anyone is going to post:
"MUST F*** with my HEAD"...

How about "music is my life." (If you're not in a band, shut the hell up, you don't like music any more than the rest of us)

or

"I love hanging out." (Really, sherlock? Because I'm sure you're the ONLY person that does that!!)

I like to have fun." Not me. I would punch a clown.

"I like long walks in the park." Seriously? If there are so many long walkers, where are they?

"Not looking for a father/mother for my children." You're not? Then I'll pass. I'm all about the diaper duties.

"Looking for Mr. Right." Yeah, so is every other frickin' woman on the planet. He's in hiding because you're all psycho!

and it's sister: "Not looking for Mr. Right Now." What the hell does that even mean???

It amazes me how many women say they like long moonlit walks on the beach and campfires on the beach. There must be so many women on the beach that it's standing room only.

Think I'll start hauling and selling firewood on the beach. With the money I'll earn, I can probably take some girl on a cruise.

P.S. If you are going for a moonlight walk on the beach in the Maritimes, wear a parka!

I like when a profile states "I'd like to be with someone who takes care of themselves financially and physically"

Um.. ok... why don't you just say you want a hot rich guy? LOL

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